- Donald Trump- Heavily coupled code- When people think that Delphi is dead- Pineapple on Pizza- Mean people- Rap “Music”- Not having enough battery- Wires- The New York Yankees- Restaurants that don’t have free wireless- C++- Waiting- Hillary Clinton- Kanye West- Bad grammar- Stop lights- Lima Beans- The Caps Lock key- When Windows steals the focus and your keystrokes go somewhere you don’t want them to- Cleaning the bathroom- Whoopi Goldberg- Little dogs that yap and yap and yap- When people don’t mean it when they agree to a EULA- Tabs in source code- Cold, rainy days- Meaningless variable names- The Lord of the Rings books- May 4th as “Star Wars Day” (Stop talking like Daffy Duck)- Cancer- Mowing the lawn- Delphi’s ‘with’ statement- Cleaning litter boxes- Headphones that tangle- Smugness. I can take arrogant, but not smug.- Apple- Winter- Software pirates- Being sick- Dress codes- When my team loses- Long meetings- Cauliflower- Global Variables- The Green Bay Packers- Being overweight- Entities that oppose Uber- Badly formatted code- Really spicy food- Cable companies- When my wife is away.
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